Ben and J. Lo broke up! Is everyone upset? Better yet, does ANYONE care? I don’t get the celebrity thing, I really don’t. Though I have my little celeb crushes like anyone else, I am happy to read the interviews and stuff without the gossip columns. They’re real people, though famous and beautiful, and if I was famous and beautiful I would HATE having cameras following me when I go to the store to get ginger ale because I have the stomach flu and haven’t showered in four days.

Maybe that’s just me though.

If this mortgage broker doesn’t stop calling me with “one more little thing…” to add to the closing documents, I’m going to hit her. Even if it is over the phone, I’m sure my anger will have enough strength to make it through fiberoptic lines and smack her. I mean really.

I got a random email from a diary-reader-person. I love it when than happens (hi AH!) but I always wish I knew who was reading. Anyone else who found this diary in some odd way out there? Please email me or leave me a note. Because I’m nosy, darn it all! I want to know who you are!

Anyway. It’s Friday, finally. Hooray for that. Tonight we go out! God only knows what we’re doing though – sounds like Adam is on a mission of sorts. I wonder if he and Sara got into a fight or something, but only time will tell. Time and lots of beer. And then tomorrow I get to sleeeeeeeeeep. Honestly, I think I am more excited about the sleeping in part than about the going out part of the weekend.

Can you pull your obliques? I think I pulled one of them if you can do that. My side hurts like hell. Too much crunches and situps and weird ab exercises at the gym yesterday, ouch.

Have a good weekend, everyone!