This morning’s most amusing spam comes from milo gibbons, promising “tornado brides doing 69”. What, pray tell, is a tornado bride? I’ve heard of a shotgun wedding, but not a tornado bride. Come on, I live in the Midwest. If this actually exists I’m ashamed I haven’t heard of it.

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We are closing in less than two weeks. I packed a bunch of stuff yesterday and once again I am amazed at how much crap I have. Where did this all come from? 25 years of stuff is surprisingly quite a lot. Actually, not quite 25 years. But almost. Crazy.

I still have my lovely sinus infection but I got a neti pot this weekend and wow, I am so in love with that thing. Who knew that I would be so into washing out my sinuses? Seriously, it is amazing the crap that comes out of there. Sorry – that is kind of gross but I am really and truly amazed by it.

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Work is uneventful and my weekend was nothing remarkable, so I don’t have much to say. We are settling into a little bit of a routine around my stupid schedule. I have been oversleeping a lot lately, which is mostly a combination of this dumb sinus infection which keeps me up all night coughing and sneezing and my second job which keeps me out of bed until way too late.

I am debating calling in to tarjay tonight because I feel like crap and I really need to pack. What to do, what to do.